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Top 5: Worst aspects of the football media – April 25th 2012

5. Pointless Graphics

If you want tactical analysis, go to Zonal Marking and see it done properly. If, however, you just want to read match reports and features, then the chances are that you can do without unnecessary graphics in the middle of your paper.

As a timely example, The Times breaks down Fernando Torres’ goal in the Nou Camp in painful visual detail this morning – runs are tracked, other players’ positions are noted, and the flight of the ball is perfectly plotted. And there we were thinking that he picked up a long-ball and ran through on goal.

Often confusing, even more frequently unnecessary.

4. Exclusives

Or, to give them their proper title… ‘EXCLUSIVES!’

A tabloid favourite, and usually a guarantee of two things: firstly that the story you’re about to read is entirely fictional, and/or secondly, that you’ve already read it somewhere else.

A word to all tabloid journalists: taking quotes from Spanish radio stations, Twitter, or ‘sources close to the player’, does not make an exclusive. That’s just cheating.

3. Player Columns

Name a notoriously inarticulate profession. Yup, exactly.

The logic of player columns is fine, because there’s obviously public interest into gaining insight into the world of a professional footballer – unfortunately the last place you will find insight is in one of those columns.

The press is so vulturous now that anybody in the public eye has to live their life as cleanly as possible, and that clearly includes staying away from controversy. So why would anyone expect a player to say anything enlightening? If it’s interesting, it’s probably going to attract unwelcome attention and negative PR – and so this has become a studied art into how to write as much as possible without actually saying anything. A string of banal cliches connected with some prepositions.

…And of course the players themselves don’t write any of it, that’s what the intern at their management company is for.

2. Transfer Rumours

Surely this would have been worth half-an-hour of Lord Leveson’s time?

All the appetite for transfer-rumours have ever done, is given journalists a license to fabricate entire stories for the sake of some extra attention. Invented sources, fictional sightings, and tenuous theories – it’s the sports press at its worst.

Just seen Lionel Messi getting out of a helicopter in the Liberty Stadium centre-circle have you? Of course you have.

1. Agenda-driven reporting

The most noticeable difference between mainstream British and American sports reporting – the US side is driven by opinion and conjecture, the UK more by ’cause’.

On any given day, if you were to read a column by Rob Beasley, Shaun Custis, Oliver Holt or Martin Lipton, you’d be inhaling an opinion that’s been formed in adherence to club they support or the players’ who they’re most closely associated with.

Rob Beasley and Chelsea, Henry Winter and Michael Owen, Oliver Holt and Neil Warnock/Frank Lampard – a sports hack in England lives to protect both his contacts and his lucrative ghost-writing contract. There’s nothing wrong with that of course, but it’s tiresome to have to read so much that is driven by self-interest.

Top 5: Irritating aspects of modern football – 15th April 2012

5. Replica Shirts

Once upon a time when you bought a replica shirt, you could be safe in the knowledge that it would remain in date for more than a season. Now, not only does a new design turn-up every July, but clubs feel able to introduce third and fourth-change strips to commemorate their participation in different cup competitions – and charge their fans another £50 for them. All for a slightly different collar design, or marginal variation on an existing colour scheme.

4. Tribalism

The phenomenon which means that any opinion mildly-opposing a club in any way, is purely the product of a inherent bias. In the modern game, people supposedly don’t have minds, they have agendas – and all thoughts and actions are the formed by them.

Tribalism is a near relative of blind faith, which obviously causes complications if you want to write or opine about a subjective subject. Of all the things on this list, it’s my greatest wish that the average fan learnt to accept opposing opinions as more than just ‘wrong’ or ‘delusional’.

3. Ticket Prices

“Are you going to the football on Saturday?”

“Yup, I’ve sold my kidney, remortgaged the house, and my wife is working extra hours at the laundrette – so me and the kids can sit at the back of the West stand with a restricted view and share a single hot-dog between all of us”.

How financially terrifying has it got to be for a father with multiple children who all want to watch their favourite team on a regular basis? Never has buying affection been more expensive.

2. Absence of loyalty

Do you remember a time when players wanted to play for your club? How about when it took more than just a fishing rod and a £20 note to get a club hero to defect to a local rival? The joys of yesterday.

1. Diva Players

A list of things in the contemporary world that are not fair and that are understandable causes for dismay: third-world debt, famine, family bereavement, unemployment, natural disasters, and illness.

A list of things that are not understandable, and should never be moaned about by professional athletes: the difference between £60,000 and £80,000 a week, the cost of insuring a Ferrari, the ‘pressures’ of having to play for your country, the emotional strain of being subjected to ‘kiss and tell’ stories in the tabloids, the irritation of having to promote products for vast sums of money, and the physical duress of having to play football twice a week in front of thousands of fans.

Top 5: Premier League Centre-Backs – 3rd April 2012

5. Phil Jagielka

A really good example of a player who would be far more widely lauded if he played for a Champions League club – just like his central defence partner Sylvain Distin. Injuries have made his inclusion in the England this Summer a bit of a lottery, but surely deserves to be there ahead of lesser talents plying their trade at more newsworthy clubs. Gary Cahill?

A natural defender with a composure and sense of the game which is reminiscent of a pre-injury nightmare/pre-affray charge Jonathan Woodgate.

4. Younes Kaboul

One of the most improved players in the league. Compare the present day Kaboul with the version that arrived at Tottenham in 2007 – complete with nose ring and strange hair.
Ledley Kind may occupy a special place in Tottenham fans’ hearts, but it’s the Frenchman that has been their most impressive performer this year. Combines an ever-improving positional sense with the physique of a phonebox and an unexpected composure with the ball at his feet. The most important difference between now and five years ago? Decision-making. Tottenham no longer concede goals because of Kaboul’s decisions, they keep them out because of them.

3. Fabricio Coloccini

Another hugely improved player. When Coloccini first arrived in England in 2008, he seemed to adhere to the assumption that South American defenders would never be suited to Premier League life. Such were Newcastle’s deficiencies in their relegation season, it’s hard to apply any context to the Argentine’s initial partnership with Sebastien Bassong – or apportion any blame to them for the season’s outcome.

Now? A fantastic defender, and an integral part of everything his side is currently achieving. Next time Newcastle are on television, watch how many times Coloccini makes a crucial header at a defensive set-piece – because that sums up his contribution to the modern-day Newcastle; the pivotal defender. Times a tackle brilliantly, fantastic in the air, and blessed with Latin technique on the ball. David Luiz, take note – defend first.

2. Nemanja Vidic

His case for inclusion here is somewhat undermined given Man United’s improvement since his season-ending injury – but we all know how valuable the Serb is at Old Trafford.

Looks like a Rocky villain, and galvanises United’s backline more effectively than anyone since Steve Bruce. Like all the players on this list, he’s decent enough on the ball to be a three-dimensional defender rather than just a stopper, even if he does possess all the qualities associated with the latter. Earns extra points for being a goal-threat in the opposition’s box.

1. Vincent Kompany

Have you noticed how defensively average City are when Kompany doesn’t play? How about the sense of panic that seems to consume the other members of that back-5 when their captain isn’t there?

Right, exactly. The Belgian is a colossus for his club, and has all the attributes needed in a modern centre-back – discipline, athleticism, anticipation, and aerial ability, plus, owing to beginning his career as a defensive midfielder, assured on the ball.

The press may well be trying to tell us that City’s collapse is down to Mario Balotelli’s antics, but having Kompany only sparingly available during this last third of the season is the main reason they’ll probably fall short.


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Top 5: Attacking Midfielders in the Premier League – March 28th 2012

5. Hatem Ben Arfa

I wrote a couple of days ago about Ben Arfa’s increasing appreciation for how to be effective in England. The balance between taking players on, and giving a pass – if Newcastle’s wonderfully talented playmaker continues to develop that understanding, he’s going to be moving up this list pretty quickly.

4. Stephane Sessegnon

Another Sunderland player who seems to have flourished since Steve Bruce left the club. One of those players that you’d pay to watch, and who’s capable of unlocking any defence either with his range of passing or his ability to take opponents on. Scores goals, creates goals, and links the midfield and attack as well as anybody in the league. Elevated on this list for his startling contribution to my fantasy team.

3. Juan Mata

He’s faded badly as the season’s progressed, but that’s perhaps excusable given that this is his first season in England and that he’s been hacked to pieces for most of the year by opponents struggling to contend with his technical ability. Plus, of course, he’s a creative player trying to spark a particularly unimaginative Chelsea side into life – it was always going to be tough.

As and when the expected rebuild occurs at Stamford Bridge, expect the Spaniard to be the centre-piece of whatever gets put together. Give him runners, give him targets, for God’s sake give him a free-role, and let him play – a truly gifted footballer.

2. Luka Modric

What’s the most frequent – and lazy – misconception about Tottenham’s Croatian playmaker? He doesn’t score enough goals, so he’s not contributing enough.
Okay, Match of the Day viewers be gone – watch him for ninety minutes. Watch his close control and his ball retention, appreciate his vision, and marvel at his ability to play the game at his own pace. If you’re someone who can’t spot the subtleties in a game, then you’ll always point to Gareth Bale as being Tottenham most potent attacking weapon – but it’s really Modric. He’s the tempo-setter, he’s the player that everything goes through, and he’s the one, after all, that puts Gareth Bale into those offensive positions.

1805 passes this season with 80% accuracy. Not bad, is it?

1. David Silva

Can you imagine playing 5-a-side against him?

Like Juan Mata, it’s not a coincidence that he’s also tailed-off as the season comes to its close – he’s an undersized player in a physical environment.

That we notice that his form is not what it was, is really just testament to how high his standards were through the first 6 months of the season. Still top of the assists charts (12), he’s the guile at Manchester City – he’s the wrong-footing pass that carves-up a defence, he’s the difference-maker when the opposition parks the bus at the Etihad.

An incredibly watchable player; you could learn a lot just by watching his first-touch for ninety-minutes and appreciating the way he sets himself up to use possession.

If Roberto Mancini’s side do win the title, he deserves as much credit as Vincent Kompany and Yaya Toure – Silva is the jagged edge to City’s blunt instrument. Inspirational.


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Top 5: Goalkeepers in the Premier League – March 14th 2012

5. Michel Vorm

The outstanding signing of the season. What’s the biggest threat to a newly-promoted side’s top flight status? Goal concession. Highlighting the amount of saves that Vorm has made this season – and trying to quantify that as a points total – is unnecessary, because we’ve all seen it, this guy has been the find of the season.

At only 6ft, he’s under-sized for the position, yet his agility and reaction speed really is something to behold, and while it would be unfair to take credit away from the rest of the Swansea squad, Vorm is a big part of why they’ll still be at this level next season.

4. Wojciech Szczesny

It’s a credit to the 21-year-old that from the moment Arsene Wenger threw him into the first-team – against Manchester United at Old Trafford – nobody has again mentioned his position as being an area of Arsenal weakness.

A goalkeeper needs a special type of personality to reach the top, and Szczesny blends that DNA with a great set of physical attributes. While there are moments where his relative youth is exposed by his decision making, he’s never once shown himself to have anything other than complete confidence in his ability to play at this level and perform under the global spotlight of the Premier League.

Aside from his occasional lapses under the high-ball, this is a player with a complete skillset – a shot-stopper, quick off his line, good distribution, and a natural leader. He’s got fifteen years of his career still to go, and there’s nothing to suggest that he won’t become one of best keepers on the continent.

3. Brad Friedel

Ageless. When Spurs moved for the American in the Summer, the consensus was that they were trading Heurelho Gomes’ boom-bust goalkeeping style for something more reliable, if slightly less spectacular. The first half of that presumption has held true, but Friedel has shown himself to be fully-capable of the kind of high-wire pyrotechnics associated with players half of his age.

The critics credit Tottenham’s revival this season to Scott Parker and Emmanuel Adebayor, but the security the 40-year-old has brought to their backline is grossly under-appreciated.

2. Jose Reina

Classy, really classy. It’s unfortunate that he’s played in an era with such a talented group of Spanish keepers, because with any other nationality he would have trebled his 24 international appearances.

Great distribution from the floor and from his hands, outstanding aerially, and has a tendency to come up with big saves when in one-on-one situations. Not to mention his occasional penalty-saving heroics.

Still only 29, and approaching what should be his peak between the posts.

1. Joe Hart

Maybe a little bit of English bias here, but that’s just a product of the relief of having someone so reliable in goal for the national team.

Much like with Szczesny, he has the perfect set of mental attributes for the position – confidence bordering on arrogance, unflappable, and resilient to errors. Ideal.

Without intentionally watching out for it, it’s easy to miss the command that Hart has over his Manchester City defense. That’s the rock upon which everything is built for a goalkeeper, command of his area and the players in front of him – and Hart has that in spades.

Outstanding in every aspect of his game, and there’s nothing that suggests that he won’t get near the triple-digit cap mark for his country. To be an elite keeper for a table-topping side is completely different to performing well for an inferior club. It’s something that Peter Schmeichel used to specialise in – be a spectator for 89 minutes, save the points in one. Hart’s the same, and it’s a very special player that can do that.

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